Sports are stupid

"The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123) 02/07/2016 at 12:00 • Filed to: None

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Let’s look at the real Panther vs. Bronco matchup we can all care about. Dealer training videos from 1993 within.

fhrblig > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/07/2016 at 12:19

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Sigh. I miss big ol’ 2-door SUVs that you could get with a manual gearbox.

PatBateman > fhrblig 02/07/2016 at 12:54

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5.0 + stick + removable top + 4WD = HELL YEAH.

PatBateman > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/07/2016 at 12:55

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We can like both. Plus, if you don't like football (i.e. the most glorious competition involving a ball ever made), watch it for the commercials.

boredalways > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 13:19

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“...watch it for the commercials.”

None of the commercials have been good since Janet Jackson’s titty made an appearance.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > fhrblig 02/07/2016 at 14:31

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JeepWrangler yo.

fhrblig > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 14:56

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My parents have an old 5.0 F-150 with 4WD and a manual, can confirm awesomeness. Even if it isn’t a Bronco, still much awesome.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > boredalways 02/07/2016 at 15:21

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And all the commercials will be all over regular TV and internet “news” for weeks to come anyway. So why sit through the hours of guys who are paid too much for running into each other?

PatBateman > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/07/2016 at 15:23

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Because Football.

PatBateman > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 02/07/2016 at 15:25

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Cinco. Punto. Cero.

PatBateman > fhrblig 02/07/2016 at 15:26

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I tried to date a girl in high school that had a 5.0 Bronco. She never thought I was serious with my crush.

I was. I had this weird fascination with girls who drove off-road vehicles.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 15:27

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PatBateman > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/07/2016 at 15:30

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boredalways > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/07/2016 at 19:38

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Why are you telling me?

Besides, those commercials have been all over the internets for the past 10 days.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 22:55

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(i.e. the most glorious competition involving a ball ever made)

and then God said: I shall create basketball, an even better sport

wafflesnfalafel > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/07/2016 at 22:59

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both are neat - but I’d go with the Bronco pretty much all the time. 351, zebra stripe, top off, thank you.

Agrajag > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/07/2016 at 23:04

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Caprice 9C1 behind the detour sign with a surprise victory!

Spridget > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 23:06

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I presume you mean real football aka soccer?

PatBateman > Spridget 02/07/2016 at 23:37

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

fhrblig > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/07/2016 at 23:37

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Basketball is an abomination and should be destroyed.

Spridget > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 23:50

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Oh, so you mean men in tights bumping into each other while fighting for The Hand Egg for 15 minutes spread out over two hours?

(NOTE: This is entirely in jest. I’m from North Carolina; it’s not been a great (American) football weekend.)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > fhrblig 02/07/2016 at 23:56

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BLASPHEMY

fhrblig > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/07/2016 at 23:58

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You spelled ‘truth’wrong.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > fhrblig 02/08/2016 at 00:11

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OFF WITH YOU!